Surprise!

The previous post I am still a recruit, now officer cadet. It shows how long I have not been blogging. I guess my next post will be commissioning already. Sorry to shock all of you but I am still with sam. 1 year already!!! Guinness book of yaonan's record! HAHA!

All my friends are going to POP this coming weekend. So excited to see them march the 24km to the floating platform like I once did before. My plans will be going to east coast park, rent a bike, cycle around supporting them till the very next day pa pa pa pa pa pa pa~ And I waddled away.
My road. (Can hear sad song playing from the background)

RECRUIT HUANG! KNOCK IT DOWN!

I will be enlisting on July 29! Yeah! Very comfortable date! I have 18 days after world cup finals before going in. By that time I will be bald and sam can join the "Bf in NS" club. I really cant wait to shave my hair off, so exciting and I have never done it before.

I wonder if sam will cheat on me and go off with another guy. I will turn gay if she does that! HAHA! just joking!

I have been working everyday and tomorrow is the 10th day straight. I am glad that my gf is not complaining. She can be independent unlike other girls I have seen.

Alright i am feeling sick now. I shall dig out some miracle water from the kitchen and hope i sleep it off.

Good night!

Make up tutorial

What an innocent boy without make up. Happily taking the mrt home. la la la la~ la la la la~ yaonan's home~ ( Sing it in emo's song tune)Get your make up done by sam wong! Its free!

As usually yaonan will be the first in queue.

So here it goes.............

(Make out in progress)

So sorry!!! just an amendment
(Make up in progress)

Done with just eye liner and masnan. Passerby said: You spelled wrongly please! is MASCARA. Yaonan said: I know! I dont like. I prefer it to be MUSTNAN. GET IT GET IT? MAS(must) NAN(yaonan)

Omg my mum is going to love me because she always wanted me to be a girl.

Pose for the camera leh! Ok la anyhow!

Pose 1 : Anyhow

Since I want to pose, I might as well go all out!

Pose 2 : Take me home if not i am going to. (Listeners discretion is advised)

Pose 3 : This angle I confirm look great, and I am done!

Call me by this number : 29126? winks*

FACE-OFF!

I dont know why facebook is taking so long to load! I just feel like peeling off the face of facebook like face-off. RAH!!!

You got it! I cant think of a title again

For this post i shall post some of my past and present photos. Tell me if i slim down or not. Winks* HAHA!
Handsome young boy!

Pictures are from young till now.

Back to prom night! What is with the "V" sign?
Aiyo~ Went to have a ride on ferris wheel with wen hui! So sweet! especially at the age when I think that wearing "ah beng strip prison tee shirt" looks super cool. And wen hui got attracted to it too! Because she is wearing ah lian little miss smth.

"Si diao i dont want to take picture" pose in the library

The Ah bengs with thumbs up!

First few lessons in ngee ann. Everyone got damn short hair!

Year 2 with students from common year engineering joining our course. She is one of them.

Time I spend in the library with cheryl and corrine. Cheryl trying to pretend that she got big boobs.

Second clubbing experience on py's birthday

And first club on my 18 years old birthday!!

I think i got the time line wrong. I am suppose to look better and better but i am not. Receiving colours award for sport's excellence.

Team photo! Rayson and soo keng both of them gaying me

Photo editing with classmates in the library

Ok! i know that! I did the "flower pose" again. Pardon me.

Act one innocent on christmas eve before we head out to drink untill we all merlion vomit!

Take one nice photo first before we all drunk and sleep on the road side later.

District 9 at 2am scandal! HAHA!! Ermmm your hair got something let me take it off for you. Wen hui: Are you hungry baby? Yaonan: Its ok, as long as you are with me, i will be full with love!

Pol-ite finals! HANDSOME YOUNG BOY ALREADY I BECOME! FULL WITH DRIVE!!

Yeah i look so slim there!

Last photo is "JUST FOR LAUGH"

Now you know why I always nag at you to cut your hair during year 1

NaNa, he is your benzo!

Can i blog without a title? Because i cant think of one.

Legend

~ bimbotic aura

My blog is dead. Like seriously and totally~ Coming to that. Does bimbo apply to ugly people? Since bimbos have exaggerated interest in their own sex appeal. Oh my god~ I cannot imagine an ugly girl behaving like she is sexy~. Its so ............................. ( brain juice runs out ) whatever~

My life is so normal. Days spend with my girlfriend, at work and friends. Ok i think someone is saying. Change girlfriend again? or which girlfriend? or something like such a flirt! HAHA!! I am quite faithful right? Please dont say that to me! Ya right, a kettle calling the pot black. Sorry about that, I was talking to myself.

I cannot wait to get into the army, or in another word cannot wait to leave my girlfriend. HAHA!!! JUST JOKING!!! See my girlfriend so cute!

Poor me! See my sad face over there! Don't even have the appetite to drink my tea. Still full.

HAHA!!! JUST KIDDING!!!

Oh and my girlfriend's latest Vlog is really cute. You should check it out but i am not gonna give you the link. HA! BYE!

EXAMS!!

I catch pussy jackass and the thunder thief with muthu saminathan. HAHA!! Love that ice cream! Sam and darryl's modification of the movie's title by the way. Back home and i am watching bitch fights on America's next top model. I cannot wait for exams to be over by next friday. After which will be freedom, freedom and more condom. Just joking! Wanted to test if you are paying attention when reading.

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2kg

Went to Seoul garden and ate the soul out of us. We were so full that when we reach yan kah's car everyone was resting on it as though we are competing for the subaru WRX challenge.I told Sam that Seoul garden can wind up their business after the amount we ate. That is the same reason behind the closing of Seoul garden in ang mo kio a few years back. Finally i am done with all my assignments and going into the last lap of my polytechnic life, exams.

Watched American idol. Katie perry is my favourite judge. I guess you got it right. Its her big eyes and not forgetting jumbo boobs that made her my favourite judge.

Squirts*

I wake up in the morning and something flare up

Feeling so great. My school is awesome! When there is test i studied, when there is lab test i practiced, when there is Under 21 hockey match we won. What else can i ask for? Orgasm? That one sam will take care of it dont worry. HAHA!! joking. 3am in the morning and i am talking nonsense. Whooooooooo~ Going back to sleep. Good Night! Wet dream!

Smell

I always dont know the real meaning behind being together with someone.

Being together is TO GET HER.

10 years

The last time i went overseas was 10 years ago. I will be going to KL on DEC 28! Damn excited for it. Excited till you feel like stripping naked and run wild. I am going with sam. We can shop till we drop, try the club, night market and even suntan. Year End Sale (YES!)
I cant wait for common test to be done with. Start on my new maple career! Gym to get a body of taylor lautner and not get fat.
Need to wake up early for studying tomorrow. I want to do well for my common test! NO I NEED!! Pursue my dream! RAH!! alright good night blogspot.

NYP VS NP. My last match

http://redsports.sg/2009/11/21/nyp-np-hockey-2/

Summer Fling Is Over

LAST WEEK OF HOCKEY IN NGEE ANN

Time flies like fireflies. ~You would not believe your eyes, if ten million fireflies~ Ok i can clearly picture sam singing it now. It felt like it was just yesterday when i blogged about me having a crush in hockey during the first training.

Omg and my lauguage totally cannot make it. Everyone will have to go through that ah lian or ah beng stage. Its nice to go back once in awhile to laugh at your past. I got into the team in my first year and warm the bench, First 11 on my second year, and now is nearing to the end of my third. So sad~ i am going to miss everyone in hockey!

Alright it is getting late. i will end off with,

~Lit up the world as I fell asleep~

Things we do before polite, Sam and nette WITHOUT EYE LINER!

Flim hockey gay porn.

Thumbs up for hardcore GAY!

Living together since 1417. Vote for gay marriage!

Faster drink, after the girl's game no more already.

When we were young,

Sam and nette without eye liner.

Omg look at suren's hair!

Red Bulls

Ngee Ann poly demolish Singapore poly 6 - 0 in polite hockey. I still remember that time we lost to them during the SRC carnival. We got our revenge back!

Revenge is sweet even if you are drinking ice mountain.

200th

I celebrated my number 200 post with a 1 - 0 win over TP!! WE won today!! But we could had done better. I was about to sleep playing last man. Sam's right. It is good that i got nth to do. Meaning that we are attacking very often.

SANDY GOOD LUCK FOR YOU A LEVELS!!!

Androgynous (new)

Its a new word and a new title for me.

I AM DONE!

A for Acknowledgment, B for Book ( The Lost Symbol ), C for Car.

I bet you are having a great time at MR BIG concert. Soon i will head down to fort canning to look for you. You my girlfriend. HAPPY BITHDAY!!!

ABC ---------- Z

I am very excited about the surprises i have installed for sandy. My surprises goes by A B and C. Wait maybe i should add Z cannot have the start and dont end right? I will review them on my blog after she have seen it all. Went swimming at seng kang swimming complex. The slides are quite scary but after awhile you just get used to it and dont feel a thing.

I dont want school to start, as i dont want to feel stress and study hard. Rhyming ok! I can be a poet! Can quit school go full time. ok enough. Think of the brighter side! School is fun and enjoyable. People from other country had to walk 5km. Start of the school, before and after lunch time and back home. 4 trips all together! We have a wonderful library to study in, spacious area to do our homework and air conditional room for lessons. I shall stop complaining.

I was doing funny questions on facebook. They asked me questions like what is the story of sandy? I wrote The Blood Donation. And the most famous question of all. What would you do if you knew that today is your last day? I wrote that i want to lose my virginity to my current girlfriend or date. Two words for wen hui? Metal smile. What does serbian think of you? HOT! HAHA! Too bad i am the one answering!

Alright that's all for today! BYEBYE!

Friend's stage

Today i asked Sandy to give Gerard a call and meet up with him. She tried speaking in chinese to him which i really see the effort being made. I guess gerard dont even know we speak to each other in English! Although you said "your legs downstair" rather than "in between your legs" in chinese, i find it rather cute. After that i asked gerard got pass the test or not and he said yes! Sandy is like our clique can talk cock. However it is something very daring to talk cock with us because we are very good at it.
I want to introduce you to keng leong and wen lue some time later. Ok i am like showing you off but i just feel like it. Its quite heart warming to see you talking to gerard with joy and laughter. And both of you can even gang up and pretend scandalous infront of me. Haha!!
Falling for you Sandy Sum

Hockey / Floorball / Bicycle

Hockey
I went ngee ann with sandy to play hockey. I think she is talented! She can spin one round with the ball, hit, sweep, drag push and even dribble. Her drag push is so hard that i had to use my leg to stop.
What is the first thing she tried to learn on her first time in hockey? FLICK THE BALL! OMG! although it is not that far and high enough but the flick you did i dont think there is many girls around who has the strength to do that.
She can even beat me by lifting the ball over my stick. It sounds simple for a guy to do that but a girl on her first day in hockey! One more thing i like is your one touch slap shot at goal. You can hear the sound of the board 75 yards away! That shows how hard it is and you even asked me not to be the keeper cause you are afraid that you will hurt me. HAHA! Quite true, i will tend to lift my leg when i stop your ball. Scared! I guess your floorball background really helped.

Floorball
Quickly go steal a floorball stick from your school and we can play together! We will see who can flick furthest, slap shot hardest or even spin with the ball fastest! I can win your fran with lousy stick k!

Bicycle
Soon both of us will have our own bicycle and maybe we can ride to go fishing! I can ride to your house too! but abit lame cause i got bus concession. You can bring jose out too! I love playing with him!

Legend
Jose - Dog
Fran - Floorball Stick

Dr Wang liar!!

First day of attachment he said that top 3 students will get GPA 4. Results are out at 8.14am and only first place get 4. Second and third 3.5. I very angry cannot sleep. I WANT MY 0.5 BACK!! I guess from the first place i should expect a GPA of 3 then when i get 3.5 i would be happy already. Never mind i should look on the bright side. The 0.5 turned into my $50 kinokuniya voucher.

IA award

Went back to ST electronics to receive my 3rd place industrial attachment student award. I got $50 kinokuniya voucher, after that i went home to sleep. This coming friday i will be able to know my result! Pray hard on getting high GPA and prey on sandy later.

SSYC

SANDY SUM YOU ARE CUTE TO THE MAX!!!

CALLED UP!!

OMG OMG today is one of the happiest day ever! I got called up for the moderation presentation for my attachment! Which means that i got a chance of getting distinction! Only 9 students from the whole batch is selected for it. I am very lucky to be 1 of the 2 selected from my company. The panel of judges or lecturers will be bigger and more stressful but I AM NOT SCARED! Because i know i am good with handling that situation. YES! But this time round i have to present on the technical aspects. I bet the other 8 student will be damn naggy and boring. I will make mine the most interesting presentation! I realise there is only one female lecturer. So i wont be able to use the art of seduction. Damn excited about it and so proud of myself! I want to share my joy with the whole world!!


Dont wory. If you are to cry again. Just look up to the sky and let the sun shine dry your tears. Because I wont be there anymore.

Walk the way of a queen

I need a new pair of hockey shoe as my current one is starting to talk to me. My another wishlist item is a new backpack. There is no reason why i want it because i just feel like buying it.

I woke up in the morning feeling blank. You know why? Because i had a great night. I am emo-ing for others who needs to mug for exam. What a kind soul.

I been going to church alone for the pass 2 months and i kind of like the feeling. When you see poeple with friends and families you dont feel lonely but you feel special about it. That is the only time where you can have the time of your own thinking about what you had done for the past week and what you want to achieve for the next. One of my secret dream in life is that one day i would be able to attend church with my wife and our 3 children. I guess that is all catholic boy's dream.

ATTACHMENT OVER!!

My final presentation was job well done. There should not be a problem for a GPA of at least 3. But i am hoping to score 3.5 and above. WA Yaonan talk big only. Later result release 1.5 only! Buy chicken rice also not enough.



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SSYC

I went to the toy convention on sunday. We laughed at the overweight cosplay sailormoon. She looked damn emo at one corner, so lost! It was as though she is looking for that burger she ate halfway last night.
Next stop is the guitar hero play set. The guitarist was DAMN COOL!!! He went on stage to perform the song BEAT IT by MJ and even played the solo tune. He moved he danced and he adjusted his specs. Yup he is just an onlooker who volunteered himself to play. After years of being pointed finger at during class, he finally got up! Now you copy paste the HE i mentioned earlier on to a 20 plus year old geek with 3/4 pants and slippers. Now you know what i meant by COOL. At least he did entertain the audience which someone on the stage should be doing. 364 days of being bullied 1 day when these people can shine.
I think i am damn bad for laughing. What a hypocrite i am. Its kinda sad to go to school in the morning and your motto for the day is to not get your head stuck in the toilet bowl by someone. After this blog post i guess i need donate my blood twice a day to repent my sins for bad mouthing.
My arms are getting very nau after all the office hours during attachment. Or is it because of all the nauh-ing by sandy. I guess not so i went to the gym today after so long! Felt better and healthier! Yup i used sandy but not "S" or "sand" to make it a braintwister for people to guess.
Its the 21st century! I think that men and woman should not be tied down by their status but trust and faith for one another. Ok i heard someone saying rubbish!! Fine i shall end my post. Good night!